“The following is not meant to be an all-inclusive list, nor is it meant to characterize the views of all creationists. But there are certainly some, if not most, who can be so characterized. The main objects of my satire, for so it is intended, are the young-Earth, biblical-literalist types, although other generations of creationists may detect some of their views skewered here also”

There are some excellent mashups here. In particular check out Sweet Jacqueline and Stairway to heaven.

I am unaware of the ultimate fate of the pigeon. I can’t imagine it was pleasant.