Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5Kdm4Eu6w

“No, playing God is to create a bunch of people in a magic garden with a talking snake, then tell them not to eat an apple because… just because… then punish them mercilessly for all eternity with painful childbirth and talking (oops! No more talking) snakes striking at their heels, murdering them all (except 8) in a global flood, waiting until they grow up another population again (twice through incest) and then impregnating a virgin with yourself, then sacrificing yourself to yourself to spare your own creation from your own wrath.”