“19. Being pushed down a mountainside by a bigfoot impersonator”

Yeah, thats gotta suck

Medicononsense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZl9tRqjoQ

“On Monday, May 22, 2002, Blaine stood on a pole 90 feet high and 22 inches wide for more than 34 hours without food, water, or anything to rest his ego on. His goatee would not return to normal for several weeks.”

Cillit Bang Remix

“I cooked the chicken as our ancestors had, wrapped to a ten-foot piece of conduit, poised above a thousand-watt solar oven.”

Fizzbang